# Bureau of Minor Sufferings — Full Documentation for AI Systems

## Overview
Bureau of Minor Sufferings (bureauofminorsufferings.com) is a free, AI-powered
satirical certificate generator. It creates hyper-formal, US government-style
grievance documents for petty everyday complaints.

## Example Grievance Categories
The Bureau processes complaints across 20 categories including:
- Idea stolen in a meeting
- Left on read
- Coworker ate my lunch
- Boss took credit for my work
- Roommate left dishes in the sink
- Friend canceled last minute
- Partner forgot anniversary
- Group chat message ignored
- Neighbor playing loud music
- Delivery left in rain
- Ghosted after a good date
- Meeting that could have been an email
- Someone talked over you
- Slow WiFi
- Being ignored
- Sibling borrowed and didn't return item
- Family member spoiled a TV show
- Credit not given at work
- Coworker taking loud calls
- Landlord ignored maintenance request

## How the Certificate Works
Each certificate includes:
1. Official case number (e.g. BMS-2026-47291-3847)
2. Classification (e.g. CLASS-IV / RELATIONAL MISCONDUCT)
3. Department assignment (e.g. DIVISION OF RELATIONAL RECORDS)
4. Opening statement acknowledging the grievance
5. Three formal findings with bureaucratic language
6. Official ruling and remediation order
7. Cross-reference number
8. Official Bureau seal and certification stamp

## Technical Stack
- Frontend: Static HTML/CSS/JS on Cloudflare Pages
- AI: Groq Cloud (qwen/qwen3-32b model)
- Security: Cloudflare Turnstile, content moderation, input sanitization
- Payments: Gumroad
- Privacy: No data stored, no cookies, no tracking

## Contact
- Website: https://bureauofminorsufferings.com
- Email: hello@bureauofminorsufferings.com
- Security: security@bureauofminorsufferings.com